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Calm Your Tits Gift Box

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$40.94 $64.99 In stock

Contents:


- 4 oz jar Zen As Fuck Whipped Body Butter (green tea lemongrass scent)


- 1.5 oz Lavender Eucalyptus lotion bar


- 6 oz Chill the Fuck Out Bath Bomb (lavender sage scent)


- 8 oz Simmah Down Bitch Bath Salts (lavender sage scent)


- .15 oz Zen Motherpucker lip balm (green tea flavor)


- Loofah pad



Packaged in pink gable box as shown.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Miles W. ★★★★★

The bath bomb turned the water a gorgeous shade of lavender and the scent wasn't too overpowering. I've been using the body butter after my shower and my skin feels soft all day.

John Q. ★★★★★

I’m obsessed with how smooth the whipped body butter feels—the green tea lemongrass scent is refreshing without being overpowering. The lotion bar is a nice bonus, so moisturizing for my elbows.

Madison ★★★★★

The bath bomb fizzed for a solid ten minutes and left my skin smelling like a calm lavender field. I’ve already used the lotion bar twice — it melts right in without being greasy.