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Quarterly De-Motivational Candle Box - 2 Candles

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These are hand-poured and home made 100% Soy 10 oz. candles made with "CleanScent" fragrances and a wooden wick for that subtle fire "pop" and excellent flame. We ship every box on or near the first Monday of every month in safe and secure packaging to ensure the safety of the candle. They make an excellent coffee table conversation piece!

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Adam N. ★★★★★

The wooden wick really does make that satisfying crackling sound while it burns, and the "CleanScent" is so subtle it doesn't give me a headache. Perfectly timed arrival for the start of the quarter too.

Hazel D. ★★★★★

I was hoping for a little mood-lifter, but honestly the irony of the whole thing is the real gift here—it’s clever and got a laugh out of everyone who saw them. The soy wax burns super clean and that wooden wick’s soft pop is oddly soothing, so I’m already planning to order the next box.

Elizabeth R. ★★★★★

The wooden wick crackles like a tiny campfire every time I light one, and the soy wax burns so evenly I’ve gotten a full week of evening melts out of a single candle. The sarcastic labels actually make me laugh when I’m stressed, which is way more effective than any calming mantra.