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$15.1 $23.97 In stock

ALMOST DEAD from Really Dead Cow is a jerky subscription that arrives fresh at your door every month. Choose the flavor option that suits you.

  • Flavor options include ALL PEPPERED MESQUITE, ALL HICKORY KICK, and ALL HUBIE CHIPOTLE.
  • Prefer variety? Select ONE OF EACH FLAVOR to receive one of each flavor.
  • Delivered fresh to your door every month.
  • Part of the Jerky & Snacks category.
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Standard Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

Express Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

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Delivery costs

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Standard Shipping · United States: $0.00

Express Shipping · United States: $3.99

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Returning an item

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United States · Return window (days after delivery): 30. Return method: By mail. Return postage: Seller pays.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Miles ★★★★★

Got my first box of the peppered mesquite today and it's seriously addictive – the smoky, peppery kick is perfect. The fact that it arrives fresh every month takes the guesswork out of snacking. Definitely going to keep this subscription rolling.

Andrew ★★★★★

The hickory flavor is perfectly smoky without being overwhelming, and the meat is incredibly tender. I set up the monthly subscription for my lunch stash, and the first delivery arrived right on schedule. It's a tasty way to keep a protein-packed snack on hand.

Evelyn M. ★★★★★

The mesquite peppered pack disappeared in two days flat—that smoky heat is seriously addictive. Arriving fresh on my doorstep monthly means I never run out, which is dangerous for my snack budget.