Cratejoy: Discover Unique Subscription Boxes for Every Interest

You Have Goat To Be Kidding Me Package

You Have Goat To Be Kidding Me Package - Main image
You Have Goat To Be Kidding Me Package - View 2You Have Goat To Be Kidding Me Package - View 3You Have Goat To Be Kidding Me Package - View 4You Have Goat To Be Kidding Me Package - View 5You Have Goat To Be Kidding Me Package - View 6
$19.65 $32.75 In stock

You Have Goat To Be Kidding Me! Each month you will receive a full size (5oz) Goat Milk Bar Soap, 4oz Goat Milk Lotion, 4oz Goat Milk Whipped Sugar Scrub, and a Goat Milk Lip Butter. The scents will all be matching or complimentary. Scents include scents made just for our Monthly Club members. Each shipment also includes pics of our goats!

Before you pay

Check the method and total at checkout.

When it ships

Allow for processing time as well as the journey to you.

Standard Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

Express Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

View policy
If you need a refund

Keep your order number and contact the store to start.

Please contact us for the refund processing timeframe before returning an item.

View policy
Delivery costs

Review the cost for your destination and chosen service.

Standard Shipping · United States: $0.00

Express Shipping · United States: $3.99

View policy
Returning an item

Check the return conditions before sending anything back.

United States · Return window (days after delivery): 30. Return method: By mail. Return postage: Seller pays.

View policy

Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Brian ★★★★★

The lip butter is really smooth and actually stays on for hours without feeling greasy. I've been using the bar soap and my skin doesn't dry out like with regular soap.

Evelyn ★★★★★

The whipped sugar scrub is so creamy and the full-size bar soap lasts way longer than I expected for a monthly box. I've only been getting it for two months, but my skin feels noticeably softer already, and the lip butter is a nice little bonus.

Sebastian ★★★★★

I was skeptical about a goat milk subscription, but the whipped sugar scrub has a texture that’s incredible—gritty but not too rough, and it leaves my skin soft without feeling greasy. The lip butter is a nice bonus, and the bar soap lathers up better than most store-bought ones I’ve tried.